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The 29 Best Valentine's Day Gifts on Amazon, According to Us at Esquire
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No need to panic, but I just want to let you know: Valentines' Day is right around the corner. You've still got time, but at this stage, you're still just thinking about what gift you're going to get. This is the first gift-giving occasion of the calendar year, fumbling this one would be a bad look. You need something good, and if you're looking for reliable shipping on an absurd amount of products, Amazon is going to be your best friend. Time to put aside whatever moral qualms you have with the retailer (sorry) and head on over to Amazon. Good thing is, you can actually score some surprisingly nice gifts on the site.
Since we are online searching for the world's best products everyday, we thought we'd do a service to the late-stage express shippers. We've compiled our favorite gifts from across the Amazon shopping sphere. Need running shoes? We've got half-off Ultraboosts. Theater level sound? A portable projector and a Bose soundbar are each below. See? If you look hard enough, there's a lot of great products on Amazon.
But! I do have to say, there are a bunch of things I think you should not get on Amazon. If you want to get them our Gift of The Year from 2023, the TheraFace Mask, you have to go to Therabody's site. If you're a classic romantic and want to get your wife jewelry (a good way to be) do NOT do that on Amazon. Or, if your husband has luxury tastes, you'll know that there's nothing for him on Amazon. In those cases, go to a more specialized, higher-end retailer. The rest of you can shop this list.
The ultimate gift: the best sleep of their life.
Pair that alarm clock with a Loftie Lamp for the ultimate faux natural wake up system.
Benchmark Bouquets 24 Stem Red Roses
Benchmark Bouquets 24 Stem Red Roses
You're an adult, you should have the contact of a local florist or know a store to buy flowers at. If not though, you can always get some next-day shipped at Amazon.
Benchmark Bouquets 10 Stem Sunflowers
Benchmark Bouquets 10 Stem Sunflowers
If roses are too on the nose for you, I love sunflowers' symbolism of happiness and longevity.
Wivolibe 200+ Honeysuckle Flower Seeds
For something more involved than cut flowers, get them seeds of their favorite flowers, plant them together, and enjoy them once they're blooming.
Hugimals Sam The Sloth, 4.5lb Plush
Hugimals Sam The Sloth, 4.5lb Plush
Hugimals are weighted stuffed animals that actually give the sensation that they're hugging you back. Everyone at the Esquire offices is obsessed, so there will be a suite of them going out to our significant others this year.
Samsung The Freestyle 2nd Gen
Nothing beats movie night with your number one person. I got one of these for our place, and it really adds a silver screen feel to our weeknight screenings.
Ember Temperature Control Smart Mug 2
Ember Temperature Control Smart Mug 2
If you are the earlier riser and weekday barista, this is the perfect gift for your late sleeper. Make their coffee while you make yours, then set it on their bedside table, and it'll stay at the perfect temperature for when they wake up.
I shouted these out in our Holiday Gift Guide, so let me say again: They're the best wellness tech you can buy for $200. Everyone on Earth can benefit from a daily facial massage.
YETI Rambler 35 Oz Straw Mug
YETI Rambler 35 Oz Straw Mug
The thinking man's Stanley cup. You can get a YETI mug in this romantic red, and you won't even have to fight a kindergarten teacher at Target for it.
Kodak Funsaver Disposable Camera (2-pack)
Kodak Funsaver Disposable Camera (2-pack)
Plan a series of dates or a vacation, get two disposable cameras, and make complementing photo books.
Here's a gift for both of you. Instead of buying an Alexa and a bluetooth speaker, just buy this Sonos smart speaker that sounds as good as anything else on the market.
A bluetooth speaker that looks as good as it sounds will make the perfect gift for your music loving man.
Our favorite showerhead will take their hair and skin care to another level.
For the person who takes their styling seriously, get them the Rolls Royce of hair care gadgets.
GOUGIRI Japanese Pruning Shears
GOUGIRI Japanese Pruning Shears
Let's get practical. Buy them the best Japanese-made pruning shears out there. Maybe even a rose bush to go with it.
The gift of never having to vacuum again, is there anything sexier than this?
It's the best plush wintertime slipper on the market.
Good Gain Waterproof Picnic Blanket
Good Gain Waterproof Picnic Blanket
In 2024, we're betting big on picnics.
Your picnic dates are going to feel a lot more put together when you come strapped with this super insulating YETI wine chiller.
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