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75 Best Gifts For Men Who (Seemingly) Have Everything

Gifts he doesn't know he wants yet, and you know will make it in time.

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The worst kind of man to shop for is the man who has everything. We've seen this happen, time and time again: gift givers are short on time, they don't think critically, and this guy (à la Kendall Roy) accidentally says some shit like "I already have my watch. Why would you buy me a watch?" when he opens it up.

No matter how good a gift-giver you suppose yourself to be, buying for the man who has it all is an Olympic-level sport. The man who has everything needs nothing—there will be no gifting of socks or AirPods here. The man who has everything wants nothing—he won't direct you to his favorite bottle of wine or bourbon. But the man who has everything already has, undoubtedly, left some gaps in his pursuit of acquisitions—and we know just how to fill them in.

At Esquire, we know a thing or two about this man in your life who seemingly has it all—a seen-it-all dad, a cooler-than-you brother-in-law, or a caring husband who needs a romantic Valentine's Day gift. And lucky for you, we know exactly what to gift him. You could go for luxe, pie-in-the-sky options, or your gifts could be practical treasures he’ll actually use but nonetheless extraordinary. This list of 75 unique, out-there, unheard-of gifts for men who have everything—everything except for these gifts, that is—will show you where to start.

for the chef

Snake River Farms American Wagyu Beef

Editor’s Choice
American Wagyu Beef
for the chef

Snake River Farms American Wagyu Beef

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Prices vary

American specialty steaks of the highest quality, delivered right to your door. Who could turn this down?

for the health-minded guy

Oura Ring Horizon

Ring Horizon
for the health-minded guy

Oura Ring Horizon

An Esquire favorite, this high-tech ring tracks your health for you and sends it right to your phone. The Horizon is the newest, sleekest model to buy him.

Best Tech Gift for Him

Apple Vision Pro

Vision Pro
Best Tech Gift for Him

Apple Vision Pro

The first iteration in the new age of personal computing, that's something he doesn't have yet.

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For the Frequent Flyer

TUMI Response Travel Kit

Response Travel Kit
For the Frequent Flyer

TUMI Response Travel Kit

For guys that travel a lot, it's all about functionality. TUMI does functionality better than anyone else, but this dopp kit doesn't look half bad, either.

Best Bedside Tech

Courant Catch:3 in Italian Leather

Catch:3 in Italian Leather
Best Bedside Tech

Courant Catch:3 in Italian Leather

Now 23% Off

An Italian saddle leather wireless charger-slash-catchall. It makes the perfect bedside accessory.

Best Home Tech Gift

Philips Hue LED Smart Floor Lamp

On Sale
LED Smart Floor Lamp
Best Home Tech Gift

Philips Hue LED Smart Floor Lamp

An LED light for adults; usually impossible to find, but Philips has done it. This floor lamp is colorful but tasteful, and it can pair up with his TV or music.

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most practical gift

Bio Bidet by Bemis Slim Zero Attachable Bidet

Slim Zero Attachable Bidet
most practical gift

Bio Bidet by Bemis Slim Zero Attachable Bidet

Cleanliness is next to godliness. (And honestly, what man hasn't dreamed of giving one of these a whirl?)

Best Sneaker Gift For Men

Rothy's RS01

RS01
Best Sneaker Gift For Men

Rothy's RS01

Pedro Pascal loves these, and he will too.

For the smoothie guy

BEAST Blender + Hydration System

Editor’s Choice
Blender + Hydration System
For the smoothie guy

BEAST Blender + Hydration System

The BEAST blender makes Vitamix and NutriBullet look like child plays. Not only does its blade has a brain that automatically determines speed and power, it can also crush frighteningly well through frozen food without making much of a fuss.

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For the man with back pain

WTHN Acupressure Mat Set

Acupressure Mat Set
For the man with back pain

WTHN Acupressure Mat Set

$78 at huckberry

All the benefits of having a hundred little needles stuck into his nerve endings, without him having to leave the house. Or get stuck with a hundred little needles.

A Last-Possible-Minute Gift Idea

MasterClass All Access Pass

MasterClass All Access Pass
A Last-Possible-Minute Gift Idea

MasterClass All Access Pass

Stuff is stuff. But learning a new skill from a master—whether it's Gordon Ramsay teaching cooking or Serena Williams teaching tennis or Tony Hawk teaching skateboarding—is better. A year's worth of unlimited online courses is a year's worth of gift.

Best Recovery Tool for Men

Theragun Mini

Theragun Mini
Best Recovery Tool for Men

Theragun Mini

A massager that's the perfect size to toss into a work bag or gym bag.

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Best Pillow Gift for Men

Casper Snow Foam Pillow

On Sale
Snow Foam Pillow
Best Pillow Gift for Men

Casper Snow Foam Pillow

Now 15% Off

A cooling pillow everyone loves. Sold. And it's on Amazon. Shopping done.

best luxury smart watch gift

Tag Heuer Connected Calibre E4 42 mm

Connected Calibre E4 42 mm
best luxury smart watch gift

Tag Heuer Connected Calibre E4 42 mm

Both timeless and of the moment—that's some watch wordplay, folks—Tag Heuer's Calibre E4 smartwatch is the one to end the Apple Watch. It's got the Swiss mechanical chronograph feel as well as the cutting-edge fitness-tracking feat. A true collector's must-have if you ask us.

for the fitness junkie

The Mirror

The Mirror
for the fitness junkie

The Mirror

Mirror is a literal mirror that projects workouts, specialized instructions, and studio vibes into his own house. Because gyms are for everyone else.

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For the Homebody

UGG Men's Scuff Slipper

Men's Scuff Slipper
For the Homebody

UGG Men's Scuff Slipper

Oh these? They're just the best slippers ever made.

For the beer snob

Craft Beer Club Monthly Beer Subscription

Monthly Beer Subscription
For the beer snob

Craft Beer Club Monthly Beer Subscription

It's a club not every man can get into, because not every man has the heart or the taste to appreciate microbreweries across the country. But the man in your life does, right?

best unique tech gift

Dyson Zone Headphones with Air Purification

 Zone Headphones with Air Purification
best unique tech gift

Dyson Zone Headphones with Air Purification

You might ask: why would someone need headphones with a built-in air purifier? Trust me—the time will come when it's a must-have.

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best card gift

Georg Jensen Sky Card Deck & Holder

Sky Card Deck & Holder
best card gift

Georg Jensen Sky Card Deck & Holder

Keeping cards in their cardboard cases? Pfft, boring. To truly be the man who has everything, he needs elevated versions of trivial items, too.

For the melophile

Sony LSPX-S3 Glass Sound Speaker

LSPX-S3 Glass Sound Speaker
For the melophile

Sony LSPX-S3 Glass Sound Speaker

A speaker with candle-like LED illumination will do justice to Elton John's "Candle in the Wind", both poetically as in the name, and sonically via its 360-degrees all-directional audio.

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