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83 Best Gifts for Men Who (Seemingly) Have Everything
Gifts he doesn’t know he wants yet, and you know will make it in time.
The worst kind of man to shop for is the man who has everything. More often than not, it’s a dad. Your old man has everything he could ever need. He’s got a loving spouse, some amazing kids, and all the things a man could want.
No matter how good a gift giver you suppose yourself to be, buying for the man who has it all is an Olympic-level sport. The man who has everything needs nothing—there will be no gifting of socks or AirPods here. The man who has everything wants nothing—he won’t direct you to his favorite bottle of wine or bourbon. But the man who has everything already has, undoubtedly, left some gaps in his pursuit of acquisitions—and we know just how to fill them.
At Esquire, we know a thing or two about this man in your life who seemingly has it all—a seen-it-all dad, a cooler-than-you brother-in-law, or a caring husband who needs a romantic Valentine’s Day gift. And lucky for you, we know exactly what to gift him. You could go for luxe, pie-in-the-sky options, or practical treasures he’ll actually use but are nonetheless extraordinary. This list of 83 unique, out-there, unheard-of gifts for men who have everything—everything except these gifts, that is—will show you where to start.
Therabody SmartGoggles
Therabody SmartGoggles
Heated massage goggles that can relieve headaches and help him wind down at the end of the day—bet he doesn't have that.
Persol Aviator Sunglasses
Persol Aviator Sunglasses
Persol has the perfect Italian-made aviators. They're more 70s movie star, less dressed down Joe Biden. It's a good place to be, fashionably speaking.
Oura Ring Horizon
Oura Ring Horizon
An Esquire favorite, this high-tech ring tracks your health for you and sends it right to your phone. The Horizon is the newest, sleekest model to buy him.
TUMI Response Travel Kit
TUMI Response Travel Kit
For guys that travel a lot, it's all about functionality. TUMI does functionality better than anyone else, but this dopp kit doesn't look half bad, either.
Courant Catch:3 in Italian Leather
Courant Catch:3 in Italian Leather
It's not just a handsome catchall for his bedside. It's also a wireless charger.
Bio Bidet by Bemis Slim Zero Attachable Bidet
Bio Bidet by Bemis Slim Zero Attachable Bidet
Cleanliness is next to godliness. (And honestly, what man hasn't dreamed of giving one of these a whirl?)
Snake River Farms American Wagyu Beef
Snake River Farms American Wagyu Beef
Prices vary
American specialty steaks of the highest quality, delivered right to your door. Who could turn this down?
Balmuda The Speaker
Balmuda The Speaker
A portable bluetooth speaker that comes with a built in light show—it's one of our favorite tech gifts.
Lululemon ABC Classic-Fit Pant
Lululemon ABC Classic-Fit Pant
If he needs a do-everything pant, it's got to be the Lululemon ABC Pant.
Rabbit Freezable Whiskey Glasses
His top-shelf pours—or frankly, any liquor—will always be ice-cold, courtesy of the freezing gel in this glass.
Philips Hue LED Smart Floor Lamp
Philips Hue LED Smart Floor Lamp
An LED light for adults; usually impossible to find, but Philips has done it. This floor lamp is colorful but tasteful, and it can pair up with his TV or music.
Pininfarina Senso Hybrid Smartwatch
Pininfarina Senso Hybrid Smartwatch
We've never been impressed by smartwatches, mostly because they all look overly tech-y. But, we've recently been introduced to Pinnifarina, an Italian brand that makes smartwatches that look and feel just as good as your favorite timepiece.
Vuori Cascade Elastic Waist Trouser
Vuori Cascade Elastic Waist Trouser
He could always use a new pair of comfortable travel pants.
Pedro Pascal loves these, and he will too.
Bird Buddy Smart Bird Feeder
Bird Buddy Smart Bird Feeder
Sounds crazy, but everyone we know loves this little smart bird feeder. Give him a new way to experience his backyard fauna.
AeroGarden Harvest Indoor Garden
AeroGarden Harvest Indoor Garden
An AeroGarden is perfect for the guy who loves a fresh herb in a homemade dish, especially if he grew that herb on the countertop in the dead of winter himself.
Casper Snow Foam Pillow
A cooling pillow everyone loves. Sold. And it's on Amazon. Shopping done.
WTHN Acupressure Mat Set
WTHN Acupressure Mat Set
All the benefits of having a hundred little needles stuck into his nerve endings, without him having to leave the house. Or get stuck with a hundred little needles.
Dyson Zone Headphones with Air Purification
Dyson Zone Headphones with Air Purification
You might ask: why would someone need headphones with a built-in air purifier? Trust me—the time will come when it's a must-have.
Parker Jotter Ballpoint Pen
Parker Jotter Ballpoint Pen
A fancy pen at a very un-fancy price. Any guy can benefit from that.
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