1. A grooming rake that'll remove loose hair from your pup's undercoat, leaving them looking ~so fresh and so clean~ and ready for hot, tangle-free summer days.
2. A pet urine detector light so you don't have to guess where your pets may have done the deed in your home ever again. We got you now, Fido.
3. Dog goggles (DOGGLES?!) to protect their eyes from the sun, wind, and debris when they're going for a ride in the car and absolutely insist on sticking their heads out the window.
4. A pack of natural dental dog treats for your dog to chew on while also improving their dental health. The unique texture helps fight plaque and tartar, leaving your fur baby with some blinding pearly whites, ready for all the IG photos you'll be taking.
5. A ball launcher because your dog (and your arm) is really tired of your lame throws. This launcher will add speed and distance to your throw so you can really see Spot run.
6. A lick pad so you can easily distract them with some tasty peanut butter while you do the most daunting tasks they hate, like grooming or bathing them.
7. A pack of natural dog treats conveniently shaped to hide any pills you have to give your dog. "Oh this? Totally a normal treat..no pill in here, bud!" —you being the sneakiest dog parent of the year.
8. A dog anxiety jacket that applies gentle, constant pressure to help calm your pup's anxiety, fear, and over-excitement they may experience. This works great for vet visits, thunderstorms, fireworks, or any situation where your dog is feeling uneasy.
9. A pooper scooper with a bin and rake to save you from having to bend down and pick up poop in your yard. You'll finally be able to clean up after your dog while keeping some dignity. "Yeah, clean my poop." –Your dog, without a doubt.
10. A nail grinder kit so you can trim your pup's nails without the worry of cutting them too short which could result in bleeding and future anxiety about nail trims. The grinder will safely grind their nails down to the desired length *and* is wireless for easy maneuvering around the puppo.
11. An airtight pet food storage container that will keep their food fresh and out of sight from any sneaky critters..like your dog.
12. A zip-up raincoat with a removable hood to keep their fur dry while you go on rainy adventures, jumping in puddles and making the best memories. Also, it's unbearably cute.
13. A portable water bottle that will make it ridiculously easy to give fur baby some hydration when you're out on adventures. Simple push the button on top to release the water into the bowl. Then, when they're done, you can press it again to add the water bag into the bottle. Easy peasy!
14. An artificial grass bathroom mat perfect for training puppies, elderly dogs, or for apartments that don't have constant access to a nice yard. Everyone deserves a designated poop area.
15. A treat tote bag that hangs off your hip for easy access to your pup's treats while walking or training. I need one of these for human snacks.
16. An all-natural itch relief shampoo bar that'll nourish and moisturize your pup's skin while getting their fur clean and looking oh-so-luscious.
17. A paw soother stick that will help heal dry, cracked, or irritated dog paw pads so they can continue trotting along with no pain. ♫These paws were made for walkin'..♫
18. A dog bowl designed to slow your dog's feeding time down, reducing bloating from eating way too quickly. It can work for both dry and wet food to suit your dog's preferences. Do they make these for humans? Asking for a friend. I'm the friend.
19. A life jacket so your dog can go swimming in any body of water and you don't have to worry about them being able to stay afloat. The rescue handle on the top provides an extra sense of security when you see your pup paddling along living their best life.
20. A four-step pet stair so your fur babies will have no trouble getting up on the bed. Ultimate cuddle time: Activated. Best part? It's foldable so you can slide it under the bed when not in use.
21. A chewing deterrent spray to keep Hairy Pawter from nibbling on your favorite pair of shoes or things that could cause him harm.
22. An inflatable neck collar that is a thousand times comfier than a cone while still providing protection from any incisions or injuries they shouldn't touch.
23. A portable outdoor shower tool that attaches to any water bottle. This will help clean your dog after rolling around somewhere they shouldn't have and keep them from destroying your car seats. A win-win!
24. A portable paw cleaner with bristles to help scrub your dog's paws with ease. No more tracking in questionable germs into your home! Additionally, it works great in the Winter to wash the harmful salt off their paws.
25. A pocket first aid kit you can easily bring on your walks for some peace of mind that you can help your fur baby in a pinch if needed. No, Fido, this isn't an excuse to play with your favorite cactus.
26. A car seat cover to extend the life of your car seats with all the adventures you two will go on. This cover is slip-resistant and waterproof for the ultimate comfort you'll both enjoy.
27. A classic Kong toy every dog should have. This rubber toy will keep your dog busy for hours and you can stuff it with their favorite treats or kibble for endless entertainment.
28. A personalized microfiber towel to prevent you from accidentally grabbing the dog towel to wipe your kitchen counters.
29. A pet camera so you can finally see what your pet has been up to when you leave for work every day. Spoiler alert: they nap a lot.
30. A dental spray to help eliminate bad breath and fight against plaque, tartar, and gum disease. Best part? If you send in a photo of your pet with the bottle, they will donate a portion of the profits to a pet with cancer. No stinky breath in your face and you get to help another fur baby! Could it get any better?
31. Grooming gloves because aren't we tired of our dogs releasing their pesky little furs all over the place every time they turn their heads? Keep it to yourself, Fido.
32. A pack of leak-proof poop bags with dispensers that effortlessly attach to your jeans or leash so you can whip it out and pick up poop at a moment's notice. You'll be an expert poop scooper and that should definitely go on your resumé.
33. And finally, a monthly subscription to DogTV that'll have you feeling a less guilty when you have to leave the house for anything without them. They offer stimulation, relaxation, and exposure programs all designed to make being alone a little less, well, alone.
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